Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 115 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
start the game!
violently explode the griller
get close to freddy and still win
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)